Nom Creepy Pasta

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Fucking fuckety fuck nope

Its 2.30 am and i woke up to something fluttering on my face. Im half asleep so go to brush it off. Now fyi, i sleep nude, and all of a sudden i feel this horrible, sporadic fluttering all up and down my chest and stomach.

Switch on the light, pull back the duvet, and what do you fucking know, the most massive, creepy, evil looking daddy longlegs flies out.

After shrieking “fuck” and jumping out of bed i proceeded to follow the damn thing around the room hitting it with my pillow, all whilst yelping “fuck” in terror when it flew near me.

Killed it, then look and see my bedroom window had been open the whole time.

Lets just hope the neighbours didnt wake up to mysterious thumping sounds and someone repeatedly yelping “fuck”.

“ My life is a struggle between my need for acceptance, my fear of rejection, and a desire to not care at all. ”

—    Anonymous (via wnq-writers)

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